Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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