belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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