just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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