break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
