He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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