I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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