so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Randomize
