so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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