So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
