our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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