I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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