She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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