the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i think i have herpe
just one?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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