we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Come on in and take your pants off
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