ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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