I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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