I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Randomize