i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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