My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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