they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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