Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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