LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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