If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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