Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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