All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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