i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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