there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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