I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
only if we run a train.
done.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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