i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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