Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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