It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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