honey bunches of taint.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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