i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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