Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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