He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just had sex on a roof
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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