I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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