What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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