Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
