I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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