I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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