Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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