Just cropdusted the office
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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