i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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