at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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