Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Randomize
