you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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