"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I have fence marks all over my body
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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