Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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