wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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