I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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