they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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