he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.