I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
