I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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